What does Tiger Woods and Seals have in Common ? Both get clubbed by Norweigans !\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWhat's the difference between a golf ball and an SUV? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWhy did Tiger hit a tree then a fire hydrant? He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nWhat's the difference between a wedge and a car? Tiger can back-up his wedge game.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nTiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nSomeone said Tiger's wife was a bit teed off.\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nNew movie title: "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant"\r\n\r\n\r\n\r\nThat's the shortest drive Tiger has made in years.